Dad, We grew up hearing your version of many well known nursery rhymes, but none is so clear for me than "Georgie Porgy" I was 10 years old before I found out the real version.
but still think yours was the best:
Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play....
He kissed them as well "because he was made that way".